Marco
Rubio is one who believes he lives the life. He is not the sort of
person who looks at things from a negative perspective, but rather a
positive one – I guess you could call him an optimistic guy. So
when he found himself with his close friend and partner Diego, who
was knocking furiously on the door of some poor college student in
something far worse than school debt, and while Marco Rubio himself
held a massive machete in his hand, he took it was simply a business
call.
“I
swear to god, you lousy waste of life,” Diego yelled at the door,
“if you don't come out here I'm going to set the whole fucking
place on fire.”
With
this, the voice from behind the door spoke. “I swear man! Just give
me a few days, I promise!”
Diego,
clearly unsatisfied with the answer, looked to Marco for suggestion.
Marco nodded, which lead Diego to take the opportunity to kick the
door out so hard it fell off half its hinges.
The
scene before them was disappointing, at the least. A mid-20s white
kid, packing up his things, quickly turned around and stepped back.
“I
swear, I swear... Just please, just please don't kill me.”
Diego
wasn't paying attention to the kid, however. Instead, he eyed a
guitar laying on the bed, prepared to be packed and shipped away.
“A
guitar? Is that what you spent Caszo's money on? Trying to further
your music career?”
The
kid babbled to himself, with a tear slowly running down one eye. It
disgusted the loansharks.
“Listen,
chico – no one makes it in the entertainment industry, especially
here in fucking Florida. You should have spent your money wiser.”
“No,
no, NO!” The kid tried to fight, but by the time he even realized
what was going to happen Marco had handed Diego the machete and
pinned the kid down so he had little chance to do anything else.
“I'm
going to give you this one more chance, chico,” Diego looked
straight into the kids eyes and it set a shock of fear through him,
“Tell us where the rest of your money is, and we'll let you off. It
doesn't even matter if its the same amount Caszo loaned you – it
just needs to be every last penny, comprendes?”
Despite
Diego's best attempts to get the kid not to throw his life away, he
still insisted he had no money left. Diego gave a long sigh, and then
proceeded to hack at the kids right leg five times until eventually
it came off. In the light of the kid's bloodcurdling scream, Diego
simply looked at the leg and smiled.
“Well,
this is interesting. Maybe I should make this leg my new lamp, just
like that one Christmas movie. Home Alone, right?” Diego looked at
Marco for confirmation, but Marco shook his head.
“No,
its A Christmas Story.”
“Oh,
yes, yes. Right. A classic.” While trying to have a conversation
about heartwarming christmas movies with his pal, however, Diego was
angered by the fact that the kid continued to scream and cry.
“Alright,
listen you stupid mother fucker. Unless you want me to chop off your
other leg, stop crying and tell-”
This
time Diego didn't even have to finish.
“It's
i-i-in the c-c-loset. M-my room – over there, please don't-”
Diego
nodded to Marco, as he got up and went to check the room. Sure enough
in the corner of the empty closet there was a safe, but the safe had
a keycode. Marco considered going back to interrogate the kid for the
code, but he decided to try at least one thing before he did.
In
a flurry, he went straight down the keypad from 2 to 0. Without a
moments hesitation the safe showed up green and the safe opened to
reveal the cash inside of it. Marco sighed and whispered to himself
“White people,” as he got out the money and returned to Diego.
Diego
smiled upon looking at it, seeing that it was all the money and a
little more. The kid however was pale, near fainting, and mumbling
something to himself. Diego put the money in his pocket and looked at
the kid.
“I
would leave you, but we don't tend to leave witnesses, especially
after we give them a chance that they refused to take.”
With
one sweep of the machete, it was a permanent lights out for the kid.
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